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Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*
*everyone whines*
Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."
*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."
*everyone else keeps whining*
Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.
Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.
Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.
Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"
Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."
Using Chat GPT or other AI services to fool someone into maintaining a romantic relationship with you, often to extract resources or money.
Man. Ever since Nigerian scammers started using A I., their chat fishing game is next-level!
Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner
Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-