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A chick so fat that if you were gonna fuck her you'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
OMG! That chick is so fat it's sick she's a flour girl.
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A song that Gwen Stefani and Eve made.
If I was a Rich Girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
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Although they are often laughed at, and seen as an embarassment to befriend, everyone secretly loves them and no night is the same without them.
They sing too much and too loudly, they have an aquired taste in clothing, music and boys. Their humour is difficult to understand but a blessing if you figure it out, they are all very pretty but often said to be unattractive, though this is not true i assure you.
They have too much energy in the mornings and late at night but are often muted during the day.
They are lots of fun, everyone knows it even if they can not admit it. There are lots of them, in fact too many but each one is special in their own way and is like a different personal gift to treasure for eternity.
They all suffer from several addictions such as clicking their fingers, smoking, laguna beach and crabsticks.
Their favourite pastimes are getting stupidly drunk resulting in getting off with anyone and anything, projectile vomiting and a severe punishment from the parents.
They also enjoy recreating the current social scene on The Sims.
They can not dance but that doesn't stop them.
They enjoy getting naked...a lot.
Be nice to them, because one day you won't be on the guestlist...who we kidding you'll come anyway, graffitti and leave.
But Don't Woz they'll clean it up in the morning.
B dot G.
camden girls Quotes.
"Hey dis one!"
"Stop it, you're invading my personal space."
"That was sick! I waaaas sick!"
"Sooner or later my personality will shine through...then he'll dump me."
"Kill meself"
"safeandsickandblessandcool coolandblessandsafeandsick"
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Girl porn is a chick flick....i.e....The Notebook; Steal Magnolias, Beaches....Hence they get as excited as guys do about porn when they watch it. in a wierd non sexual manner...
"Where you going dude? Party tonight?..no, I promised my girlfriend we would watch girl porn together...it sucks dude.."---dude your such a douche bag
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jersey girls are like no other, I was born and raised in jersey and I am proud to say that I'm a jersey girl. We're loud, crazy, we curse a lot (fuck is extensively used in the jersey girl vocabulary), we know how to party and can out drink any non jersey girl, we can be the sweetest people you'll ever meet but if you cross us or our friends we will get bitchy. No we're not all skanks or trash, there are some trashy girls in jersey but skanks are anywhere you go. True jersey girls are beautiful, classy, intelligent, and don't take shit from anyone. Guys love us and other girls want to be like us, that's why everybody loves a jersey girl.
"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl."
"everyone's jealous of those jersey girls"
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A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.
Bob: Golly, I really wanna fuck Sally George, but I'm a virgin, and don't want to make a total wet rag outta myself while penetrating her.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.
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Leh girls are posh British sluts who roll their skirts, now kilts, up three times before leaving to catch their private coach to school as their too scared to take public transport.
Their iq levels are gradually dropping as they begin to focus more on making out with the Hamptons (their all-boy neighbour school) than their actual school work.
Their main other British all-girl school rivals are:
Putney High School
St Paul’s Girls School
Waldergrave School
St Paul’s student:
“Who is that tribe of girls getting off that private coach?”
Putney High student:
“And why are they wearing kilts and making out with those Hampton boys?”
Waldergrave student:
“Eww. They must be leh girls.”
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