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The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.
I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.
A term used for a case of cancer that was thought to be gone but then reappeared.
What's wrong man?
Turns out I have Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 2
You've all been taken in by an elaborate scam. The clue is in the dump, which just isn't authentic. It's probably a mixture of coffe cream cake filling and crunchy peanut butter. She's cleaned out her bowels first before introducing it, and because it is in such quantity, and is an alien product, her rectum is desperate to be rid of it. That is why she has no control over its ejection and it comes out so rapidly. The only kind of real dump that would expel so rapidly would be diarrhoea which would be a lot more fluid.
Re the puking - provided they regurgitate it immediately after swallowing it wouldn't contain any gastric juices, and would just about be palatable to the other girl, but all three times most of it misses the other girl's mouth and goes down her front anyway. Remember they could have many attempts at this before editing.
Other scams are the guy jizzing half a gallon onto a girls face (done with a tube held under his dick, to produce yoghurt or similar) and the guy still alive after being cut in half by a train. He is so obviously positioned between the sleepers where the ballast has been removed to accomodate his legs. If it had been true the push bars in front of the wheels would have rolled him and made it very messy.
2 girls 1 cup scam. Don't be so ready to believe what you see on the internet.
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Clash Of Clans Moment ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!
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Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.
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A song by Afroman.
Means a beer (Colt 45), and 2 joints (2 zig-zags).
Colt 45 was once a very popular beer, and zig-zags were the infamous brand of rolling papers for joints.
"Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need".
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To continue on what the previous author said. Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
Airport High School is also home to some of the biggest hoes you could ever meet. There are some girls who have herpes, some people are balding, one in particular has HIV, they know who they are. Airport High School is home of people who have trash tattoos, people who need to learn to take a fucking shower and teachers that straight up flirt with students. The students also donβt know how to find a place to sit, the students crowd the 400/500 intersection and stand there blocking people who are trying to get to the busted ass vending machines. Thereβs one teacher at the school who likes to complain about how horrible students are even though he verbally harassed half of the class. Welcome to Hell my children. May god have mercy on you all.
Airport High School Pt.2 Enjoy
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