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The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.
Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?
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What you immediately do without thinking when you accidentally click on an ad.
Impatient Bob: I hate when I accidentally click on an ad and it takes me to the app store.
Unhappy Mickey: Me too, I back the fuck up.
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Fuck Flash Back... you just fucked some chick the other night, while you were off your fucking face.. then, when your mind wanders...
BAM. FFB...
the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...
most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...
"oh man, i gotta “Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” with the rentals at dinner last night"
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."
“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."
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1) someone who gives you something as a gift and randomly take it back
2)something to randomly put in front of the word "hoe" to make it sounds cooler
ex 1: yo that paper back hoe took back my 20 kt. necklace
ex 2: yo that bitch is a paper back hoe for sho
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A figure of speech, on the average, meaning:
1. I'm gonna blow you off.
2. I'm gonna ignore you.
This is mainly derived from being stood up or lied to by the caller that ends a conversation with you over the phone by saying "Im a call you back" and really won't, especially if the caller don't care about his/her word. The reason is always unknown unless you're absolutely sure of why.
NOTE: It's not always intentional.
CALLER: I need to get something done real quick and Im a call you back.
YOU: Wolf Ticket.
CALLER: For real.
YOU: Wolf Ticket.
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Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.
Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!
Snack that smiles back, children! Is meant to be funny and not harmful