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Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024


Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 5, 2022

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Chocolate solider

When you poop and your turd sticks up out of the water.

Hey, come look at my chocolate solider !

by Lkh21 September 5, 2017


Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps November 1, 2020


Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022


chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick

extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister

chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!

by scaroline January 19, 2022


Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022