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When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.
An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.
the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.