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Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.
I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.
A dirty Mexican that spends the majority of time on her knees and likes pleasure from elders
Wow Sofia the Mexican really pleasured that dusty fart
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To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.
That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.
The act recieving anal sex while being a taco
"Hey man remember when we gave that girl The Mexican Experience last night?"
Mexican worktruck is kind of like the shocker and the minivan, although use four fingers in the front and two in the rear... only so many people can fit in the cab of the truck, so a couple have to ride in back..
Jen yawned at the shocker but couldn't handle the minivan so I gave her the Mexican worktruck
When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.
My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!
When two circumcised men want to snoozle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.
Cobalt and Andrew want to snoozle but couldn't until they realized Cobalt was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoozle was born.