Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

The S is calling

The s refers oftem to a spliff, to where the term S comes from but may also be a joint or blunt. You will often hear university students say the S or S is calling in the evening, this refers to the high calling to them after a long day and it used to discreetly leave a room and inform people of a sesh. This is often used to hide the motives from a larger group or from non smokers and is primarily used in Ottawa but is also gaining popularity in other parts of Ontario specifically Peel region as well as Hamilton, Kingstown & Saint Catherine

"I gotta take this call, I'll be back."
"Is the S calling?"
"Yes."

"Guys I thinks the S is calling."
"Ahhh shit, I knew it"

"What's up with him?"
"I think the S called."

4's up

holding four fingers up indicates you are whipped and madly in love with Jenna

Look Jake has 4's up, he's so whipped for Jenna

S Disorder

S Disorder is a harmful and contagious disease that affects the way people write the letter S. S Disorder originated from the moments after the Black Plaque was resulted

That nigga has s disorder

S-anjali

Its simple, its anjali with an S, she is the definition of weird and crazy.

Jake is such a s-anjali!
Why are you being such a s-anjali

Adam S

That one hella perverted kid who from the age of 10 is looking at and commenting on girls asses and titties. FAT NONCE.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see Adam S ask out that 10 year old girl and look at her tits.
Person 2: Yeah.

Adam S

A loner who will die alone. He has long hair and people call him a coconut. He stuffs his face with ice cream every time he’s sad (Which is most of the time.) He gets rejected a lot. (He cries himself to sleep after most rejections, usually for a month.)

1. He looks like a coconut! Must be Adam S
2. He’s such a loner! Must be Adam S
3. He’s gonna die alone. He’s probably Adam S