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When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you
The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.
Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.
White man with a black penis.
Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.
Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
The sexual act of a woman, or man, licking a man from his anus, across his guch, over his testicles, to the tip of his penis. The end result being feces laced through the hair of the man's pubic region, thus the name - Chocolate Forest.
Man 1: Dude, remember that chick from last night?
Man 2: Yeah, that slutty blonde in Daisy Dukes?
Man 1: Yeah, her. So I took her home last night and she started to suck my dick. Then outta nowhere she takes a stroll through the chocolate forest!!
Man 2: Sick!!
When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"