a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex
sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.
a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
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To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.
Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!