D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"

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M/F/V/D

shorthand for "Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled"

Job opportunity for M/F/V/D

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Jovit Earl D. Sawal

Jovit Earl D. Sawal is a black nigger with no brain

Jovit Earl D. Sawal came from Africa,

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5-D State Of Mind

Having a clear conscious and a strong since of self awareness. Moving or operating in a realm where you are able to move back and forth through time & space. Actively using your creation & imagination abilitys to change the world around you.

Today I work up with a 5-D State Of Mind so nothing you say or do can effect me.

self-loop d' loop

The act of taking your own pecker and inserting it into their own behind

Hey, I heard George is a ps4 player so he must like to self-loop d' loop Himself.

N*E*R*D*

NERD stands for Noone Ever Really Dies.

Listen to Rockstar by the Nerds and Pharell will tell you.

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d-block

some one who is so ripped that they look like they just got out of jail

that kid is so d-block

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