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When you give a beat down to one of your friends or random stranger. Just like the Taco Bell executive did to the Uber driver
Man I didn't think you were that mad and then I saw you taco belling the hell out of that guy in the parking lot!!!!
When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco
My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys
When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo
Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.
When you shit yourself and your ass crack is packed with shit
Guys I over trusted a fart and now I’m suffering from an unlucky taco
When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.
I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.
I checked Pornhub for their new taco docking vids, pretty awesome.