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When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
When you are the last man up in a 6 on one and you go down on the woman who has received 5 cream pies
After waiting and watching all night Jake couldn’t help but have some Seis leches cake
When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake
There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period
The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.
My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.
The anus of a particularly cakey gentleman.
Damn, that guy must have a pink cake!
When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake