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The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
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Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
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Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:
Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
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Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu
Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu
When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
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What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.
John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.
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Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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