November second is the day all girls should wear shorts even though it’s cold as fuck!
“Hey why aren’t you wearing shorts it’s November 3rd dumbass”
national slap everyone whose name starts with M in the face day!!
Y/N: It’s november 3!! you know what that means😊😊
M name: what?
Y/N: *slaps M*
national slap everyone whose name starts with M in the face day!!
Y/N: It’s november 3!! you know what that means😊😊
M name: what?
Y/N: *slaps M*
Alex:Yo Jason go slap Emily’s ass
Jason:Why?
It’s November 3
National neck a girl day, that’s right lads pucker up and go in for the kill
Lad:”oi Becky u lookin fine ya know get over here and give us a peck will ya”
Becky:”well I guess it’s November 3rd”