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A smug man or a man that has a beautifull girlfriend
Since he pulled that model he's like a dog with 2 dicks!
1👍 10👎
A piece of shit Netflix duo of romcoms that nobody asked for.
Why is there a movie about how hard it is being Pretty, White, Blonde, Rich and Tall? Like what was going through Netflix's heads when they made Tall Girl / Tall Girl 2
12👍 1👎
The 2nd account belonging to the world renowned dumbass known as Frosty Dice.
Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo isn't funny.
9👍 1👎
I want to have sex. say it fast.
Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex
10👍 1👎
The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?
Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz
Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Person Number 3: *facepalm*
135👍 48👎
When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
19👍 4👎
A fucking horrible game with devs that are lazier than my alcoholic mother. Literally 6 months in and still haven't fixed a bloon send bug since release.
Jimmy said "Have you heard about Bloons TD Battles 2 by Ninja Kiwi"?
Tim said "Oh you mean that motherfucking horrible game made by weed addicts that smoke crack with their mother on a daily basis, ofcourse I have".
3👍 10👎