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When you've been masterbating to something wierd/kinky and really enjoying it but as soon as you cum
you're disgusted with yourself about cumming to it
Bro I was masterbating to Alvin and the Chipmunks incest porn and was loving it until I came and I felt so much Post cum guilt I had to talk to a Priest
Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.
Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.
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Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot
The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.
Gross, I just got mustard pre-cum on my sandwich.
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the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried
Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming
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