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When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin
This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles
It’s balls dipped in chocolate, people suck them until they lose their flavour. Like gum.
“I like to gargle balls dipped in chocolate because it’s a great alternative to chocolate bars”
Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.
An absolute UNIT of a pig. Very athletic, smart, funny, cool and can defeat any enemies. Chocolate the pig has a record of always getting the Angry Bird's eggs whilst doing a little trolling. Him and his friends would and still do always take down the birds and are unstoppable. Chocolate the pig has many good friends like Holeman, Pig C-O, The Blues, Minipig and very rarely he might team up with blackbird/bomb. together Chocolate and his friends make actual gods.
1: Chocolate the pig is here! We're saved.
2: I wonder how many eggs Chocolate the pig has.
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.