Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask
It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.
Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.
Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."
To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car
"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."