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That guy over there just gave me the signature "james fuck me eyes"
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After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.
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The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!
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when the table of which you are playing beer pong is wet making a cup drift away from the others
andrew doherty; "fuck i just got another doherty's eye ball"
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a giant african approaches you at a seedy party with seedy intentions. he grabs your arm and, with a seedy glint in his eye, he says," ey". he nods his gangster hoodie in your direction and continues," wunnuh pesh?" you then run away laughing until you wee yourself.
you can use this in any situation, e.g. when taking the mickey outa old striddy, when tuning a hottie at a pulse or bluelight or, when giving an impression of a gangster from inala.
ey wunnuh pesh?
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For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.
Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.
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Another name for getting high.
Listen to the song "Red Eye Flight" by Candiria.
See stoned.
(The real definition of a red eye flight is a late-night airplane flight)
"Hey what did you do last night?"
"Me and Nick had some extra money so we decided to buy some bud and take the red eye flight."
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