roddy. if u see this hiiii. love u (platonically)
guy 1: omg is that roddy st james
guy 2:
Short tempered, typically has brown hair a fat long shlong, typically known as (pussy punisher). Sexy guy good with guys and girls depends. Charmer and an absolute gem in the bed.
Bailey James, sexy guy pussy punisher
Sexy lad, all girls him, tends to have brown hair, a fat and long cock, with a bat watch like body
Bailey James long shlong punisher
James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!
Her: I'm so in love with you.
a thique bitch with phat cake. likes fireplaces and taking 15 minutes. he’s also rly pretty 🥺
damn James Thomas Anderson is fucking pretty.
i know right?
To the maximum extremity of slow; pudlike
Alex acted james owsley at the zoo
- Is that James OD?
-Yes.
-Thought so... He's the size of a whale but looks like a squirrel.