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Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
Sexual Act popularized by Porn Star Matthew Coffey where an individual pours milk and cereal into an individual with Pectus Excavatum and another individual slurps it out of them with a spoon, a straw or their mouth.
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum
"If you don't shut up I'm going to hit you so hard someone will be able to get The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl from you"
Trying not to laugh until you leak.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
That place on a girl's face when she just won't shut the fuck up.
"shut your dirty little tramp hole"
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