A blow job that consists of three identical triplets sucking or licking a penis/vagina giving the image of someone using shadow clone jutsu
Yo I just fucked these three girls Nikki, Nicola, and Nicole and they gave me a naruto themed blow job last night......so hot
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When one gets their ass eaten immediately after picking crabs when living at or visiting Tall Timbers, MD.
Fun Bobby picked up a girl at the marina bar and she gave him an old bay rim job.
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When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
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May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!
Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!
It's Challenging Work.
I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2
Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.
Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money