This person ego is huge and that not the only thing wink face
James: I am James I have a massive ego
James is such a nice guy. He is ready to listen and ready to fight for you. No matter where you go, you'll always look for James, because he should be part of everything, always. He is anxious sometimes, and narci, but he has the purest heart and the kindest soul. He always makes sure that you feel like you belong and that you are loved. He has the wisest words. James is just awesome. But James needs someone who will be there for him too. James is strong, but he needs someone who will listen, too. No, James isn't perfect, but he will always be that one person who will never leave no matter what.
friend: i think i need a dose of happiness. I think I need James.
A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism
A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames
A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
james is the kindest person you will ever meet. you would see him across the room and suddenly you would forget how to breathe as you feel butterflies in your stomach. his eyes are your favourite thing about him closely followed by the fact that hearing his voice is better than hearing your favourite song. i fell for james. i stay up all night thinking abt him and what we could’ve been. i think i love james but idk how he’d react if i told him. james is also the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen even tho your friends call him ugly. if you ever meet a james in your life, you’re lucky to have him!! x
friend: who did you just smile at?
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3