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The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."
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Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.
Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?
Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!
Me: Jesus fucking christ.....
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THE reason to hide your kids from the internet
I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.
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When you hate so many aspects about one person, you can't pin your hatred on only one thing.
"God Ai-Lien you're such a Total bitch...I hate your life!
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Guyz use it when referring to a really good friend that they have been through a lot of shit with. And will alwayz be friends no matter what. Abbreviation: B4L
Yo John. You alwayz there for me. You's my bro 4 life.
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Usually people have specific conditions under which they would like to live, and have specific goals they want to achieve for that to happen. For example, losing weight, getting fit, being debt-free, having a good romantic relationship, being a home owner, being able to travel whenever they want without being tied to a regular job. Any of those would probably be among the list of things that make an "ideal life" for most people. "Living your best life" means living under the conditions you consider to be ideal for you, or that you're at least satisfied with your progress towards meeting said conditions. It does not imply that anyone living their best life is free of stress or any emotional turmoil in their life, since that's a part of everybody's life regardless of the living conditions one is under.
"Once I pay off my mortgage, I'm going to start living my best life."
"I'm living my best life since I became a digital nomad, and now I'm able to live wherever I want."
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A woman. That's about it. A woman.
I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.
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