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A dip made by Winkle that’s arousing and surprising
I can’t wait to get my lips on that Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise
What a dick is inserted into a tortilla
“Bro imma do a dick Mexican then have my girl suck it”
A Mexican sweet tart is when you put powdered candy on your other's butthole and then lick it off.
Amy is so sexy I would lick her butthole like a Mexican sweet tart.
Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.
-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!
- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎
1. Jizz; semen.
2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."
Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
MEXICANS WHO CLEAN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES
WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO
WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok
The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.