To appreciate your mothers - November 6
Happy National appreciation to you mom❤️
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Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man
Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies
Some shit Tyler the creator said
"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler
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Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
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Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"
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forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
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person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
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