An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.
Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.
The act of placing wasabi sauce inside of a girl's vagina while a male and his closest friend use their dicks as chopsticks to try and remove it
Yo blake, Will and I totally gave this girl a pink lady roll last night
Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll
You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances
Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll
While having Sex with a Morbidly Obese Woman, you roll her over to give it a try on the other side.
"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch