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Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
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Wow look at the crab cakes on her ... she must do squats
A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
Another name for a woman's asshole that has a fat cake ass.
Damn girl!! Show me that cake tip!!
When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.
When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."