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1)a good feeling in your mouth
(a reference to a Simpson's episode when Ken Griffey Jr. tries Mr. Burns nerve tonic)
1)It's like theres a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!
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From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
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The Awesome Party Squad is not a band, or a gang, or a silly hardcore crew or something like that....it is a social order, if you will, of totally sweet dudes / dudettes that have dedicated their lives to being awesome and righteously kicking ass at all times. If this describes you, then you are down with the Awesome Party Squad.
The Awesome Party Squad works for the common good by making everything around it more radical. Having existed since the dawn of time and space, squad members have been responsible in some way for nearly every great thing that has ever happened anywhere, ever.
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Those red plastic cups found at New years and college parties where there is a lot of drinking
I love the generic party cup
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Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
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When a couple Zombies enter a big rave and start attacking all the humans and eating there brains. Then the attacked humans become zombies. And those zombies attack more humans.
See It's a never ending cycle intill the whole Rave becomes one big Zombie Rave Party.
Jimmy: Oh Sweet Jesus, would you look at that.
Karen: Looks like another Zombie Rave Party to me.
Jimmy: LET'S JOIN IT!
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Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."
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