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Donald Trump is a great president. He has done alot for black lives and he supports gay marriage . He is a good person. Anyone who thinks he isn't can move and go f yourself
Donald Trump is a great president.
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The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
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After his inaugural address, Trump raised his fist in a gesture resembling the Black Power Fist, but clearly meaning something different.
This time, it signals that the oppressed and maligned Super-Rich are finally claiming their rights to OWN IT ALL!
When we saw Der DrumpfenFührer raise the Trump Power Fist, we should all have known that now we're truly fucked.
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Like the Annoying Orange but racist and dumber.
Mark: *n word* *racism*
Dan: stop being like Donald J. Trump.
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The devil that was on its way to hell but got dropped on the head so it fell back to earth to torture us.
"Donald J. Trump with the orange peel skin."
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noun
noun: trump; plural noun: trumps
1.
(in bridge, whist, and similar card games) a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led.
the suit having the rank above the others in a particular hand.
"the ace of trumps"
(in a tarot pack) any of a special suit of 22 cards depicting symbolic and typical figures and scenes.
a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage.
noun: trump card; plural noun: trump cards
"in this month General Haig decided to play his trump card: the tank"
informal-dated
a helpful or admirable person.
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“Donald J. Trump was really hiding in his bunker when the protesters crowded the White House, Yea he’s a “bunker boy, the fucking coward.”
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