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When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
19👍 4👎
It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.
Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.
4👍 10👎
A fucking horrible game with devs that are lazier than my alcoholic mother. Literally 6 months in and still haven't fixed a bloon send bug since release.
Jimmy said "Have you heard about Bloons TD Battles 2 by Ninja Kiwi"?
Tim said "Oh you mean that motherfucking horrible game made by weed addicts that smoke crack with their mother on a daily basis, ofcourse I have".
3👍 10👎
A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.
Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
39👍 6👎
Cock of Doody Modern Camp/Glitch/Hack/Mod-fest 2.
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.
While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 I was killed by an AC130 with infinite missiles, upon respawning I got noobtubed, I was then sniped by a guy 50 feet in the air using some hack
58👍 20👎
Supposed to be one of the finest ITV shows ever. It's promo and pre-covid was actually one of the best ones. But the stupid EDKV2 Makers turned this masterpiece into DISGUSTING Saas Bahu daily soaps. But still we were attached to it because of Mohika but now along with TRP, Story, Respect, Good Cast, Good acting, even Mohika is gone. And replaced by- 0TRP, Shitty story, Disrepect, Cast that don't even know how to act, acting skills ko toh naale mein phekke aihain yeh log, and probobly the worst Bhai-Behen ki Jodi.
Ek Duje Ke Vaaste 2 should be renamed as Replacement ke Vaaste- Fans ko dhoka dene ke raaste.
8👍 3👎
The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.
Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*
Fanbase:
OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!
MWthr3 4 lyphe!
lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!
*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*
Fanbase:
Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!
This game Blows!
COD sucks!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
101👍 40👎