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Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
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A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.
Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.
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(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.
Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "
Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "
Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
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Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
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After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
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