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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024


Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.

“MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018


all colour envelopes

A totally awesome envelope supplier with the funkiest packaging and envelopes

Have you seen this boujis gold packaging? Its so All Colour Envelopes style

by The Mysterious Web Queen October 21, 2020


All H, No L

All Hustle, No Luck. Self explanatory, but is a term originating from Detroit.

1 “Who tf you think put that play down nigga?”

2 “ohhh that was y’all”
1 “ And that’s off the strength too, All H, No L”

by 7 Mile Zoo Keeper February 3, 2022


All up in your bush

To get in your feelings.
To get mad at.

Don't get "all up in your bush" because you didn't like the outcome.

by Ghost-76 September 10, 2021


all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022


He's so All

The act of when someone does something somewhat stupid with no regrets, specifically referring to Ian and Nolan Allan

"Someone just told their teacher to fuck off" Their friend says 'He's so All"

by ROONDUNE April 25, 2022