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When a girl is going down on on a man while he's brushing his teeth, and after he cums in her mouth, he spit mouth wash in her eyes.
I woke in the middle of the night by high-pitched screams after my friend gave his girlfriend a pair of dragon eyes.
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The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.
Bob umm Mary?
Mary Yes Bob?
Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .
Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!
Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!
Mary omg ewww!
Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...
Mary Fml.
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To give her two black eyes. Punching someone in both eyes will "dot their eyes".
She never had a black eye and wanted one. I punched her in the eye but she didn't think I hit her hard enough so I punched her other eye. She ended up with two black eyes - well, she wanted me to dot her eyes, so I did.
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An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.
Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.
"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al
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When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.
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An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.
A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.
See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.
Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.
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the reaction one feels when being annoyed
Stop talking cause you're givin' me a headache in my eye !
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