Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

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fart antibodies

The ability to overcome and not be phased by ones own odor or discomfort of gas being expelled from the individuals anus. This is something that is acquired from after years of gas inhalation; similar to a tolerance of ones own bodily stench.

"Dude! Your fart stinks man!"

"Oh really? I don't really smells them anymore thanks to my fart antibodies"

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Fart Lounge

Another word for someones asshole.

Can also be used as a name for your band.

"You wanna have sex tonight?"

"Yeah! But only if you fuck me in the fart lounge."

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Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".

I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

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Yellowstone Fart

Flatulence smelling like the many geysers and mud pots of Yellowstone National Park, Montana, USA.

Dylan hiked Yellowstone Fart for four hours Tuesday.

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fart olympics

when everyone in the room farts within a short period of time

we were watching the game and by the 3 quarter it turned into the fart olympics!

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Cuppa Fart

When you rip a big ol fart right into your hand and then put it in a friend’s face.

If you don’t watch your mouth imma give you a cuppa fart.

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