I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

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THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

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oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

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Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

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oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

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Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

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oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"