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When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
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1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.
2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.
1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"
Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"
2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"
Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."
Ted: "Word?" high five
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Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.
EXAMPLE:
Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"
People: "Ok!"
*shoots*
*misses*
*hits special ed. kid in head*
People: "OH SHIT!"
Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."
(2 Minutes Later)
Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"
(45 Minutes Later)
People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"
Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."
People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"
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This means someone misses the days of slavery
White man: I miss the Good ol days 1857
Black man: What does that mean?
White man: I miss slavery
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This phrase can mean one of two things
The literal meaning of it as in we make a good team.
It could also mean you are there for me and I love you for that
Person 1: I got your back
Person 2: we do make a good team
Person 1: bro, we do make a good team
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A mistake in logic that people make where they lump all people into two cadagories good guys and bad guys. This mistake is made by police,military and other people who have not learned to think.
In fact there is no one who is all good or all bad.
He's making the good guy bad guy fallacy.
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A normie meme spoken by Spider Man in Infinity War, said to Iron Man, in it's full sentence, "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."
Normies - I don't feel so good
Not Normies - Shut the hell up
Normies - No
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