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I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
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The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.
The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.
The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one
"My friend has a rooftop mexican father"
A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.
We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.
A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it
1) Growing mushrooms.
2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.
2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.