The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich.
Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest
we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.
Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican
Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him
Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN
Short Mexican: what do you want
Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go
short Mexican: nah ugly
When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.
"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"