January 19th is the national slap day!
Slap the ass of the person you like/love
Yo, did you know that today is the national slap day?
To talk incessantly.
With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue, you get nothing done.
Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.
January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!
"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"
A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.
"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"
The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.