the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking

Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?

brown eye hot box

When an individual farts in someone else's mouth

Kevin was receiving anal pleasure when his lovers mouth was filled with a smelly gas spilling out of Kevin's butt hole.

While in prison, Chingy slipped on a bar of soap while showering, falling on top of another inmate. His mouth landed on the inmates button right as the inmate was going to use the bathroom. He had just finished eating his Mexican beans he had for lunch and could no longer hold the gas in any more. The inmate released a large fart into Chingy's mouth, giving him a brown eye hot box.

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maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

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Electrical box slide

The act of doing the horizontal mambo over an electrical box in the middle of a neighborhood.

Clancking buckets while listening to the electric slide.

Dirty dancing!

"Dude jolene, I totally saw ashley doing the electrical box slide."

"No way dawg, that's hella funny. I hope she left a goodie bag."

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All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

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tool box

When your friend abuses everyone around them until you want to kill him.

Kyle is such a tool that he stayed out with Mallory until 2am and then he said he doesn't want her. Yea what a tool box

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