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The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.
John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.
Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...
Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
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"which 1ne?"
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"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."
"Yes, indeed."
"hai r u mster chif?"
"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"
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Papa John is a 26 year old sexually frustrated man who lives in New York,not the pizza one,he's a catfish.Papa never fucked a girl in real life so he constanly cums on his blue towel while sleep.Hungry for pussy and sick of google nudes,Papa John, formed a terrorist band called "Papa and the 72 pussy bombers".They usually plant bombs on their victims' pussy during night time to satisfy their sexual frustration.
I am Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers! I will anhiate your hooha!
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Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER
Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.
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An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!
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Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.
Burke, Goshen NY, John S. Burke Catholic High School
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A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.
Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp
Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.
Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!
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