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When the internet randomly "Shits itself" for more than one person on the internet. You you're left fucking clueless to what the fuck just transpired.
Bro 1: What the fuck just happened?|
Bro 2: Idfk, you got kicked off Xbox Live too?
Bro 3: I DECREE ROLLING WEBOUT!
Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
V.
1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.
2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:
Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.
Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.
Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad
When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.
Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?
The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis
Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.