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Often used on stan twitter, meaning suspended. Stan twitter users often get their accounts permanently suspended after saying offensive things or tweeting tweets that violate the community rules and guidelines. Users that get suspended often tweet a screenshot of their suspended account with a random picture and ask their mutuals to retweet their post to help them find their old mutuals from their suspended account.
Twitter user A.2: oomfs…twitter finally got me, rt to help me find my moots
Twitter user B: NAURR bitch isn’t this ur 8th account ? how’d they get you???
Twitter user A.2: told someone to kys yesterday then boom s worded
The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
Unexplainable bruise or cut that you got from a night out but you can't rememeber how you got it
Eve: I just found another disco dent(s)
Jodie: hahahaha cant you rememeber how you got them?
Eve: Nope, not a clue
A person who reflects exactly what her name means, freedom. Free, light, live and let live, she is not afraid of obstacles, problems or difficulties. She is the kind of girl who swears she doesn't want to go to the “role” or that she's going “just to say hello” but once she arrives she becomes the life of the party.
At first she may even seem like a “golpe” with the 23 hours and 52 minutes ghosts or the fact that her memory only works when it comes to mocking you. But if you're lucky enough to be chosen by her, you will get to see the amazing person she is and think to yourself that there´s a person I want to share my life with more and more.
One of the smartest people you'll ever meet, but that doesn't really showoff the brains she has. The kind of person that has more fun with the box in which the toy came than with the toy itself, or in some cases the random float at the party may be just about the funniest thing ever.
The kind of person which goes home and leaves you wanting more, and who once she crosses your path she´ll be forever on your mind, but don't go thinking it's the same for her. One of the happiest people you'll ever see, always laughing and with an enviable mood. Her giant heart makes her always put others before herself. She keeps her problems to herself and is very good at hiding it.
Man1: Wow did that girl just forget what she was saying during the audiomessage?
Man2: Yeah man, she just pulled a Beatriz S
A feature for a cell phone that does not have an actual GPS inside that attempts to tell the cell phone's location.
This stupid cheapie-s thinks I am two blocks from here.
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A truly deep phrase that tells us much about society
Person 1: S(he) Be(li)eve(d)
Person 2: He lid
Person 1: What?
Person 3: Sbeeve
Probably one of the gayest man to exist second to Esteban and this man doesn’t think straight so in his head he thinks he is straight but in reality he is gay
Joe Biden: Define g-g-gay
US citizen: JR
*they all say in unison*
Johnny S. Jr. : that’s right!