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The sound of a full can of beer (or soda) falling from the second row up. This occurs when you pull an unopened can out from a 12 or 18 pack that has been placed on its side. The sound of a seven slam down is one of the beautiful in the world. It tells you that no matter how bad your day was, you're dealing with at least another 84 ounces of escape. (The beer you grabbed plus the 6+ left in the box)
Unsure of how much beer was left in the box when he grabbed a fresh one, Mike was relieved to hear the soothing thud of a seven slam down.
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The claim that a man will or has the urge to cheat around the 7th year of his marriage.
George: So Bill, feeling that Seven Year Itch yet?
Bill: Yea but I've decided to ignore it.
George: Good man Bill, good man!
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The number directly after twenty one and directly before 27
one.
doo.
two and hief.
Scheven
Schfourteen-teen
Twenty one
Twenty Seven Hief
27
37
WAT YOO SAY?!
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Extremely baggy pants originally worn by shepherds of the middle east while out in the fields for extended periods of time tending their flock. The style became popular in the 80's with hip-hop dancers and rap stars like M.C. Hammer.
"Check out Hammer crank'in out those moves in his seven day shitters!"
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The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
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Man Matt hooked up with steph that guys been 77 sevens in a row since year 10
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. These were the original 7 words you can't say on TV created by the comedic genius, George Carlin.
"And all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, man!"
"The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television."
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