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Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.
Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
A sexual position in which you load a pouch of skittles in to a vagina( or a butthole) and then blow air in to the vaginal cavity(or butthole) extending the person belly. Afterwards bending said person over and placing them in a headlock while another person gets on there knees behind the skittle recipient. After evreyone has taken there places ,the person administering the headlock kicks the recipient of the skittles in there bloated belly shooting the third person in the face with now slightly slimy skittles.
"Well it's a fact, I'm too fucked for normal sex" ,"why" ,the only way I get off nowadays is the old tropical shotgun.
This is an act of intercourse performed with some smoking material and a female (only a female this is not the anal shotgun) One must take a hit and blow the shotgun in the ladies (taco) and if accomplished she will then blow out the smoke.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave my girl a taco shotgun and now she wants one like all the time.
Bro 2: No way man, keep doing that shit get her feeling really good
A driving instructor, an adult that'll drive with you when you have your learners permit, and/ or anyone teaching you how to drive from the passenger seat.
Person A: Hey I heard you got your permit, lets go somewhere
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
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Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.
For no apparent reason, an unexpected group of friends show up at your house and spend an extended visit with you. They usually show up thirsty and hungry, therefore, you are expected to share your dinner with them. After several hours of disrupting your evening they leave feeling energized while you are left overwhelmed with exhaustion.
While serving dinner I had a shotgun party last night. some drunk family members show up with low blood sugar, needing to eat with you requesting really fucked up shit like asking you to change their breaks then other people show up hungry and thirsty and before you know it your hole house is filled with ducking bat shit crazy people, you get hauled of to local crazy ward.
Shotgun love is when you love a wide amount of things. Instead of a single shot and loving one thing and being one track minded its like loving an assortment of things. SHOTGUN LOVERS however have two definitions. Number 1 is to be in an open relationship. Loving an assortment of people. Number 2 is love that is so gorgeous and stunning it scatters and spreads like a shotgun shot, from person to person like an infection almost.
1: They're shotgun lovers constantly on the look for their next mark.
2: They are shotgun lovers and sooner or later their love will hit you too.
when the guy is smoking weed, he shotguns the girl, she immediately returns to sucking his dick and exhaling a few seconds after. Repeat.
"Dude, I got a shotgun blowjob last night from my girl. She said my dick smelled like weed afterward. "