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A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.
me: sit on bench
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
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Tom Parish: "Ted I've made a huge mistake, I have fumbled the bag"
He is an absolute amazing actor and has shown the diversity in what he can do through the character he’s played, especially in the flash. Tom Cavanagh is so multitalented, people are struggling to find something he can’t do. Not to mention he’s the most fucking jaw-dropingly handsome guy on tv. He’s also known for being funnier than any comedian to exist and having a heart bigger then the multiverse
You’re almost as talented as Tom Cavanagh, but no one can top his perfection
The guitarist of German pop rock band sensation, Tokio Hotel. He is known for his hip hop fashion & music sense, dread locks, and the baseball caps which seemingly never come off. Tom is the twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, born 10 minutes before Bill on September 1 1989. Despite being identical twins, they have very different styles (nowdays Bill looks very androgynous) and stopped looking the same since they were about seven. Tom can be found making gallant comments about women, or himself (most of which are jokes). But either way, he loves to talk about anything. Most girl fans of the band are divided by which twin they preffer.
Girl1: God, I love Bill from Tokio Hotel, he's so damn sexy!
Girl2: No way! Tom Kaulitz is so friggen hotter!
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Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
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Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.
Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.
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Tom Nook is coming for my knees if I don't pay him
- Jacksepticeye
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