Mia and her harmonica

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth

Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"

Dropped her fork

The flirtatious action of a woman “accidentally” letting her fork fall to the floor, for the one who picks it up will be romantically linked to her for eternity, even if the intentions were purely polite and obligatory.

Adele really dropped her fork at the dance last night, and you wouldn’t believe who picked it up!

I’m sorry I can’t date you Taylor Swift. Adele dropped her fork last night and without thinking, I picked it up.

Hit Her With The Mule

Fuck the shit out of you.

Jessica couldn't go to work on Monday, because Brandon hit her with the mule.

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

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try her up

Try her up refers to coming straight at a female and pretty much telling her or showing her what it is when it comes down to you and her fucking. Most likely originated in the eastside of Atlanta.

Andre: "You think she'll fuck something tonight"

Jerrickk: "I don't know, try her up and see."

"Man Lloyd that bitch don't know you, and she's some rip try that hoe up!"

"I'm just gonna try her up and she what she says"

"I'm just gonna put my dick by her face and try her up for some head"

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Trzepaczka Her Ass

The act of of using a kitchen utensil such as a whisk or a spatula to smack your partner’s ass during sexual intercourse.

Origin: Polish Pronunciation: Che-pâch-kâ

Guy #1: Hey Brad, have you and your girl tried anything new in the bedroom recently?
Brad: Yeah, last night I got to trzepaczka her ass.

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lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

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