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A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.
ugh instagram deleted my account againt, she really wants to bring me down huh? what a flop
known as the “nasty killer app” basically random locals and “fans” chase around the artists and criticize them. means “garbage”, and “shit” in fandom language
instagram; (noun); shit, garbage, killer
eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.
Instagram is a platform built for little baby bitches that like to thieve memes.
“You’re have instagram?”
“GiMmE YoUr MeMeS BitCh”
Pressure, objectification and unrealistic
instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.
my top 3 words to describe instagram
instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.
person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life
'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS