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When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.
She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.
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December 8th is national Crackhead Day! So you can be yourself little Johnny!
Why are you so dumb today? Oh wait, it’s December 8th!
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12-13 year olds who think theyre cool because they vape,smoke and think theyre hard.
Not all of them are like this though, the quieter ones either get bullied by the chavs in their year or get bullied by chavvy year 10s making them feel like shit. ( from personal experiences).
Year 8 to a year 7: oi bruv move out the way before i shank you bruv innit doe
Year 7: pertrified for their life.
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Evil genius smiley face, apparently used exclusively by me (a professed evil genius), used to pictorally punctuate a particularly wicked or diabolical thought or idea expressed in all forms of inter-computer communications (i.e. IM-ing, blogging, emailing, etc.)
Friend, on IM: So, how was work today?
Me, on IM: Some r-tard customer scraped the entire right side of my car when they pulled in too close.
Friend: Dude! That sucks! What did you do?
Me: I blew a snot-rocket on their windshield and split.
Friend: That's evil.
Me: I know! >8-D
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1) The next Windows Vista
2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.
3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.
4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.
p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.
p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?
p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.
p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.
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National Kobe Bryant day
August= 8
24=24
Basketball fan “You know what day it is”
Kobe fan “it’s National Kobe Bryant day”
Basketball fan “ 8/24!!!!”
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A penis
other examples:
8==D
8===D
8====D
"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"
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